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The fastest way to wrap your head around the game is to take our interactive FTG challenge.

Alternatively, scroll down to see our quick start and extra rules. Enjoy! 🍻😂

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How to play F**k. The Game

F**k. the game in under a minute

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First time players? Learn the basics here and get going in under two minutes.

5 steps

How long is too long? It’s up to your group to decide.

All cards must remain on the table or held in view. You cannot hide your cards (e.g. under the table).

4 Rule cards:

Rule1-Black text-Say background colour
Rule2-Coloured text-Say colour of text
Rule3-Swear words-Say swear word regardless of text colour-exclude fuck words
Rule4-Fuck words-never say fuck-these revert to rules one and two 


Mastered the basics? It’s time to add strategy (and general impoliteness).

The point rule

  1. Select your favourite swear word – we recommend choosing the word that has the most impact!
  2. Let’s imagine your group chose Cock. Every time Cock is drawn, the following rules apply:
    Black text: Say the background colour.
    Coloured text: Say Cock and simultaneously point at another player.
    The player you point at will then be forced to pick up the cards in the pile. 
  3. If you get it wrong, take too long or don’t point simultaneously you’ll be forced to pick up all the cards in the pile.

The point rule makes these cards strategic. If you pick one up, you can place it anywhere in your deck. Just don’t forget where you’ve put it!

Choke on Cock rule

If you take too long or get it wrong on a Cock card
all players must give you one card from their decks and you must pick up all the cards in the pile.

Slap happy rule

If the group decide another player is slapping too early or unfairly before the player can answer, then that person must pick up all the cards in the pile.



You can take the game to a whole new level with more rules, more strategy and even more games.

Once you’ve mastered the basics described in this pack, you can make this deck your own. We’ve got a page dedicated to rule sharing where you can find and share new ideas. CLICK HERE